Nigerian Fashion Designer Emmy Collins is not only known for his admirable taste in fashion but his notorious ways of criticizing people fashion-wise. He has taken on the likes of Omotola, Genevieve, Uche Jumbo e.t.c.
It was Paul Okoye's wedding last Saturday, congratulatory messages are still pouring in, instead Emmy slapped the faces of celebs with fashion insults the couple were not left out. Find the insults below culled from his blog.
Anita Isama:
Apparently
Paul Okoye`s wifey is gorgeous. On the picture below she looks great in
her traditional ensembles but the last dress fall my hand, kpomkwem!
Sequins and big birdy fabric? Yeah, right. She was never gonna make it
to the winners list on that one, mbanu.
Anita Isama
Paul Okoye:
First
and foremost, I must congratulate Paul who happens to be the
intelligent and quiet one of the duo. Now that we have gotten that out
of the way I must declare that it is official now that the Okoyes don`t
do quality, PERIOD so I`m never gonna pick on them ever again.
Considering the polyester drama that ensued during Peter`s wedding not
quite long ago, it would have been fair to imagine that Paul would never
want to be caught dead committing the same sort of fashion harakiri but
alas he just fell into the same trap like his twin brother did.
He
wasn`t decked up in polyester but from what I can see from my screen
right now, he might as well have had a polyester themed wedding. I`m
done with these chaps.
Peter Okoye & his Polyester Crew
Peter Okoye & his Polyester Crew:
As
if that wasn`t enough to wreak havoc to the style credibility of the
Okoyes, Peter and his polyester crew showed up with the same style of
Kaftan they wore at Peter`s wedding with the only difference being the
colour. I can`t confirm if the fabric was polyester or not due to the
colour but I will find out. Can anyone confirm if Polyester was all over
the floor once again?
Couldn`t they come up with something else
to wear? Music is a creative industry so get creative boys! Phewwwwwwww.
Looking at the trousers, I`m tempted to declare this fabric as
polyester. REALLY? WHATTTT! Why do these guys employ obioma tailors to
fix their pieces? Aba tailors would have been better albeit slightly
more expensive. Should I believe that money is the issue here or
someone`s lack of comprehension of the word style and quality?
And
oh, the MOPOLS definitely encourage me to take my next vacation in Port
Harcourt hahahaha. On a serious note, the security issue isn`t peculiar
to PH but I must opine that I feel relatively safe in Lagos Island even
at nights as I haven`t heard any case of robbery on the Island in a
long time.
Left-Iyanya
Iyanya:
Lollllll,how did those sleeves make it through Iyanya`s biceps?
Uche Jumbo
Uche Jumbo:
This
is the best I have ever seen Uche Jumbo EVER. Perhaps it might be
advisable for her to buba ati iro it to the red carpet events. I don`t
see where it says NO buba ati Iro allowed. Joke Silva rocks her
traditional ensembles to events and kills it each time but I guess she
has a different personality and poise compared to Uche. The truth of the
matter is that you can`t be doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different result, Madam so I hereby advise that you port
to Buba ati iro level.
Ini Edo, Monalisa Chinda, Ebube Nwago
Monalisa Chinda
Lobatan,
who carry afia iwu aka contraband enter here nah? I been think say we
don hit the nail of the coffin of Chanel Lego bag since Sindodo made
appearance with it. Nah you hit us with this one Mona aka Lisa? Make
your head correct o,abeg.
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